The results are in for the BARB timeshifted figures for Torchwood: Miracle Day's finale, The Blood Line, which gives us the overall view of how the series fared this summer:

                           Starz          UK Broadcast           BBC iPlayer
                          Premiere    Overnight/Timeshift  Interim***/Final****
The New World             1.506m *         4.8m/6.59m           0.84m/1.07m
Rendition                 1.4m  **         4.4m/5.75m           0.65m/0.88m
Dead of Night             1.018m           4.2m/5.49m          <0.47m/0.83m
Escape to L.A.            0.935m           4.0m/5.19m           0.78m/0.83m
The Categories of Life    1.024m           4.1m/5.17m           0.71m/0.79m
The Middle Men            0.804m           3.4m/4.60m           0.61m/0.72m
Immortal Sins             0.917m           3.4m/4.48m           0.49m/0.68m
End of the Road           1.172m           3.5m/4.64m                 0.61m
The Gathering             1.024m           3.5m/4.63m                 0.59m
The Blood Line            0.950m           3.9m/5.13m                 0.55m

*    - Starz reported 2.7m viewers for the full week/Live+3 DVR data
**   - This is a weekend figure, with 609,000 viewers for the 10:00pm broadcast
***  - Interim figures from July(1-3) and August(4-7)
**** - All episodes were available on iPlayer until 22nd September

That gives the series in the UK a final average of 5.167m, which isn't exceptional but around average for dramas in this time period (as I mentioned in my previous article on ratings, this is seven days coverage including catching up on recordings). Most episodes put on an additional million viewers on the original night's viewing, which did dip quite drastically when Celebrity Big Brother returned to Channel 5 at the time The Middle Men was broadcast.

The BBC iPlayer results indicate a good half a million chose to watch the series that way, too; it might seem like a steady decline, but as all episodes were up until the 22nd September the earlier ones had more "airtime" of course!


Is this enough for another series? Actually it probably doesn't matter as it is really down to Starz and Russell T Davies as to whether another is made; by all accounts Starz were happy with their ratings for the show, but time is running out for a decision on next year, though (and Starz CEO Chris Albrecht didn't think it would happen straight away anyhow). So it could just be a matter if and when RTD has an idea for a new series and the time to write it.

Just for comparison, Children of Earth in the same timeslot across the week on BBC1/BBCHD in 2009 had an average of 6.604m. Series One on BBC3 on Sunday evenings in 2006 achieved 1.422m, and Series Two on BBC2/BBC3 in 2008 achieved 3.78m.

A series finale generally takes two forms: the purpose of the first type is to wrap up the threads that make up the ongoing plot of that series; the second is to set up the cliffhanger of an ongoing series. In both cases, the aim is to reach a climax, with the former consolidating into the resolution, whilst the latter building up to leave you with the big reveal "to be continued" ...

So where does Miracle Day fit? The answer is a little unsatisfactory in both camps.

One storyline's solution was inevitable since day one of course - it was clear the Miracle would be resolved and everybody would return to mortality; however, it wasn't so clear how that resolution would be achieved, even by episode nine, and about all we could be certain of was that Jack would be involved in some way. Ultimately this was indeed the case, the Miracle is reversed and everything is back to as normal as it could be.

However, then we have another few minutes to spare, where we discover that the whole Miracle is a "trial run" and the Family are simply off to run their "Plan B". To me, this simply had the effect of cheapening the ten week run, cheapening the deaths of Vera and Esther, and generally ending up with the feeling that the whole plot was a waste of time.

But hey, this has suddenly moved us into cliffhanger territory, and lo and behold we get it in the form of Rex Matheson joining the immortality club courtesy of him actually having a useful purpose for once in the series, as Jack's blood bank earlier in the episode!

Before I go any further, let me just point out that though I found the resolution of Miracle Day generally disappointing, when watching I was perfectly gripped by the climax build-up, the way it was executed, and the ending truly was a WTF moment, so the episode accomplished its task as televisual entertainment in that respect!

Let's get my biggest gripe out of the way first - just why was Esther killed off? In Children of Earth, Ianto's death was an integral part of the storyline as Jack sees the person closest to him die, with him totally impotent to stop it from happening. But, whilst it is arguably an important part of the plot for Miracle Day to have Vera 'die' (and thus bring to light the true meaning of Category One - not that this mattered by the time we reached last week's episode), with Esther it was simply an arbitrary shooting by a secondary character, had no impact on the conclusion of the Blessing plot at all, and being she did survive after the Miracle ended, there was no actual need to kill her off at all! The funeral scene didn't actually bring anything more to the story, and Rex's discovery of Charlotte's duplicity could have been set anywhere. Instead, it just feels like killing a character off for the sake of it. Some reviewers have commented that this is "the Torchwood way" and that it wouldn't be the show if a main character wasn't killed off ... I don't agree at all - deaths happen, yes, but they should be intrinsic to the plot - there is a difference between someone dying in a noble way and simply being written out lazily like here.

That aside, all of the characters came to life in this episode in a way I wish they'd done so in previous episodes. Rex finally proved why he was in such an important position in the CIA, and the plan concocted by him and Esther to hide Jack's blood within him was inspired (though let's not dwell too much on the actual mechanics of transfusion and why the directors of 28 Days Later abandoned such a plan in that film!). The Family members we saw on screen seemed confident, competent and convinced in their plans, at least until the above revelation ended their grand scheme, and Jilly's mad enthusiasm for their cause and what she sees as salvation was captivating, and after my misgivings over her character in earlier weeks, I am actually happy she did survive the explosion in the end to come back another day.

And then we have Oswald. For a moment there I thought there was going to be a revelation about who/what Susie Cabina really was and why he had to catch and kill her - i.e. a secret that a tortured man had to hide even to his (original) death and had only just found a man from the future that he could confide in. But no, he was exactly how he had been portrayed, a thoroughly despicable child killer with no sense of remorse, and Jack took him down a peg when he said about the universe: "I wish you could see that Oswald ... cause then you'll know how small you've made your life". This later made for a strange juxtaposition between what Oswald might consider 'heroism' in his sacrifice at the end and his seeming wish for redemption through that act, versus his warped sense of purpose in wanted to continue his 'passion' for the hunt of Susie and her ilk echoing on as he is finally engulfed in mortality.

Then the Cooper clan and their loss of Geraint was sensitively handled, with Rhys for once coming across as a sympathetic person and not the "noisy hulk" he normally comes across as. And I was pleased to see Andy Davidson having his role to play, and also that his seemingly prophetic words at the start - "she'll be the death of me" - didn't come to fruition after all - phew!

The "she" of the last sentence was of course Gwen, and once again the interplay between her and Jack as their friendship is put to the limit was portrayed brilliantly by Eve and John; the foreshadowing of this was laid down in Immortal Sins, and seeing Gwen taking the responsibility of what would effectively be the death of her friend was one of the best scenes of the episode, if not the series. And as for that 'death' ... in some ways it would have been a brave move to have actually killed Jack outright, turning this act into a noble sacrifice to save the world (another "Doctor" trait he's picked up over the centuries - could you imagine the young dashing conman from The Empty Child doing such a thing?), but then again I would like to see further adventures with the mysterious time agent (like actually exploring why he has a two-year gap in his memories!) so I'm not so fussed about it!

Reading through the above, you're probably hard-pressed to work out why I wasn't so enamoured of the ending (Esther notwithstanding). Well, it isn't the characterisations that I had a problem with, it's more the actual plot threads and pointlessness of a number of them. Take, for instance, the big fuss in End of the Road as to how the Null Field panels from the Hub seemed to be so important to the resolution of Miracle Day, given their influence in the death of Angelo. Jack taking the alpha plate was seemingly signposted as vital to the resolution - but that's the last we hear of it! I thought the Soulless were to be important in some way (maybe as Oswald's followers) but they were just a one-episode wonder - in fact there are so many of these 'dead-end' signals in the show it could almost have been ten separate episodes with a common thread to lead to the finale (like "Bad Wolf") rather than an integrated progressive storyline leading to the resolution.

And the Blessing itself is still something that almost broke my suspension of disbelief in the series. As a concept it was an interesting idea, but this was basically a re-hash of the Gaia principle (though I suspect the CGI renderers took the idea of "Mother Earth" a little too literally in their representation of the Blessing on screen, ahem!), and the sci-fi trapping of a hole through the diameter of the Earth was written off with a simple "we don't know" when Jilly asks the question we're all wondering at home - where's the lava?!! Jack makes a comment about it being it being "the gap in between" and then off into a load of Doctor Who Silurian/Racnoss pseudo-explanation that Gwen quite rightly says "you don't bloody know, do you?". A clever thing might have been to make this related to the rift in Cardiff and making the end point Campbell Island (that's no worse than Shanghai and Buenos Aires, if a little less glamorous!) and that would have tied in nicely with the Null Field, but alas it was not to be. So we end up with a strange natural phenomenon that was dug up, fed with Jack's immortal blood until it went doo-lally, but fixed with something around just 16 pints of Jack's now mortal blood!

Not wishing to end on a low note, there were other highlights to the episode, like the lovely scene with the shop owner in Shanghai comforting Gwen after she found the Blessing, Oswald calling Gwen magnificent, Gwen and Jilly's fight in the lift, and of course that brilliant moment when Shapiro discovers who the traitor in their midst really is - his singular response is one that almost steals the episode for itself!


All-in-all, this is a series that I haven't actually disliked, but just haven't been able to totally enjoy either. It's had some really good moments, but also some downright boring ones, too (I'll look at the overall series itself in a future post). For The Blood Line itself, though it has some really frustrating plot elements, overall I enjoyed it on viewing and feel this is one of the strongest episodes of the series.

And as the finale, quite right too!


Okay, I confess, I am still frustrated at Esther's wasted opportunity to have further adventures with Jack!!!

With just one episode to go one might expect that the various plot strands would coalesce into a coherent direction leading to a grand finale ... but at the end of The Gathering I'm still not entirely sure what it is all about ...

The Blessing: is it a creation constructed by the Three Families from Jack's essence, a naturally occurring part of the planet that has been discovered and harnessed, a living entity that has been manipulated, or something else entirely? It certainly felt like a nod to Douglas Adams and the Total Perspective Vortex! (Not to mention appearing as a euphemism for Mother Earth?!!)

Why do the Families want Jilly to "write history"? There's already been one reference to such an idea - with the Trickster Brigade subplot from Immortal Sins of altering events in the Second World War - so maybe it's attempt number two (though again what has this to do with Jack, unless he's just the catalyst).

Why was Oswald built up by the Families, just to seemingly be dropped right in it at the turn of a hat (well punch) last week? This week he revealed just how manipulative he can be in the way he handled the Cooper household, so is there a further revelation yet to come? He did have that meeting which hasn't been clarified yet in Dead of Night, after all.

Anyway, I imagine this is all going to resolved in The Blood Line ...

As for the episode itself, like last week it was an unfathomably intriguing and engrossing fifty minutes of television in spite of the lack of momentum exhibited, though some scenes again seemed a bit drawn out (and again only a couple of principal settings). There was a genuine level of fear and frustration over the ruthless and strangely unemotional investigation of Finch, but I really hope that Geraint's fate is resolved positively as otherwise that whole liberation and concealment is just another plot cul-de-sac that has been used simply to exploit the audience's emotions.

Character-wise, it must certainly have preyed on Gwen's mind, otherwise why on earth would she have been so stupid as to pull off her face mask during her ram-raid of the pharmacy? Yes, I know this is to demonstrate that it is her there, but I suspect us viewers would be able to work that out easily enough as she spoke to the passerby and she could easily have dumped the mask as she jogged away afterwards.

Rex was in "intelligent" mode again today, though it seemed to me that Charlotte was blatantly behaving suspiciously - I honestly thought the business with the digital version of the short story was a deliberate trap by Rex as he'd compare versions to see if it was tampered with, but I guess I was giving him too much credit there!

Oswald and Esther continue to be the the focal interest in the show for me. Though I fully expected Bill Pullman to feature strongly, I never suspected that Alexa Havins would be the shining light in the series (I would have placed more money on that being Lauren Ambrose in the lead-up). As I've said previously, I really hope that she outlives Miracle Day - though we're used to the minimal survival rate of popular characters in Torchwood. (My hopes of her and Jack partnering up are still simmering away!)

All-in-all, this episode continues the trend of the better episodes for me, so I have high hopes for the finale. But ... a hole running the diameter of the Earth between Shanghai and Buenos Aires, possibly the biggest piece of hokum this series has ever produced?!!!

Into week eight, and with two weeks to go are we any closer to the answers as to what the Miracle is, why it has happened, and how it is going to be resolved? Well, not quite. It seems that last week finally kick-started the story proper with Jack's influence on Angelo and the observation of the three Families of Jack's immortality leading them to investigate, experiment, and ultimately implement the Miracle. However, whether they want immortality themselves or are actually using it to bring humanity to its knees as the financial heart of the world collapses through the lack of death is still to be answered - the latter is certainly strongly intimated, but then again we've had so many red herrings this could be just another!

Maybe it's because things are starting to lead to some sort of finale, but I actually felt this episode moved quite quickly and was surprised when the 54 minutes were up. Though there were effectively just two major settings (the house and CIA operations) this didn't stall the episode like in Rendition or The Middle Men, and I eagerly awaited each revelation as they were tantalisingly dangled.

Still, questions remain. Quite why the Torchwood tech liberated from the remains of the Hub is important remains elusive - as Jack said in the wrong hands it could destroy the timeline, but that actually explain why Angelo had it installed, or indeed why he happened to die just as Jack was there. For a while I thought it meant that Jack's kiss had the power to bring death in yet another twist, but that didn't seem likely as otherwise Brad back in Dead of Night wouldn't have been happy, protection or not! Did Jack short-circuit something? I have vague hopes it'll be properly explained later.

It was nice to see Angelo's story resolved too, and it wasn't a bitter twisted character after all, as the end of Immortal Sins implied - though Nana Visitor brought the embittered grand-daughter to life ... well until she was blown to bits of course, courtesy of Friedkin's allegiance to the Familues (bye bye Wayne Knight, another nice, brief celebrity role). The scene where Jack talks to Angelo about Ianto was touching, too, and didn't feel uncomfortably shoe-horned into the story (unlike the similar almost guilty mention in Dead of Night).

This week's celebrity turn was in the form of Q - I mean John De Lancie - and suddenly there's a breath of fresh air in the series; I suspect it might have been the disregard he had to all and sundry around him, and general air of disdain of explanations - he must have been trying to follow the tortuous script of the previous weeks too! Suddenly a sense of authority in investigating the Miracle has arrived ... or has it? In a series that shows us that there are so many "Family members" lurking in positions of power etc. he might not be as 'pure' as he seems. Still, he has the respect of Esther and Rex so maybe he is how he seems.

Speaking of which, how does someone who's apparently clever enough to set a trap for Friedkin then turn out to be Mr Thicko when it comes to accepting that nobody outside the null field generated by Jack can hear them talk, especially after witnessing all the tech that Torchwood has brought to bear throughout his time with them. I really can't understand how Rex got anywhere near his position in the CIA, maybe it is really is Esther who has helped his career progress.

Oh Esther, bright, astute (usually!) Esther, I do hope you survive through to the end of the series. Am I the only one who hopes that she ends up joining Jack on his adventures after this is all resolved? The 'intimate' moments between them (subtly suggested in The Categories of Life and in her caring about him tonight must be leading somewhere, surely?

And hoorah, the return of Mr "Category Zero" to the storyline, having been notably missing for a couple of episodes. I actually felt some sympathy for Oswald in his thwarted attempts to try and experience a 'normal' relationship but have that firmly rebutted as the personality that existed pre-Miracle Day is thrown back in his face. I was also quite pleased he made his escape ... to meet up with Jack again, no doubt. I did like the idea of how the government were addressing the loopholes back in The New World that Danes exploited, though of course does this mean that the whole world will now have a Death Penalty?

And Jilly's been promoted and is off to Shanghai ... for some reason the image of Davros's offer to Tasembeker from Revelation of the Daleks came to mind at this point - do hope she knows what she's doing!

All-in-all, this was a much more enjoyable episode, which bodes well for the last 20% of the story - shame the preceeeding 70% of Miracle Day took so long to get here - the last thing we need is next week's The Gathering to stall yet again! Fingers crossed.

So here we are in 1927 New York, which means that Jack's infiltration mission with the Night Travellers in the 1920s must have come to an end - this is plausible I guess, in that the only date we have for that setting in series two's From Out Of The Rain was 1925 and that isn't tied directly to Jack. However, I was surprised how his American accent caused little concern for someone arriving in America on a UK passport (which was authentic in that the style came into use in 1920 ... though I couldn't tell if it was a 1927 "Northern Ireland" or earlier "Ireland" version!).

But why is he wearing his modern day coat? The story implied that this is Jack v1, i.e. the one who originally joined Torchwood in the late 19th Century, but with that coat here did he actually go back in his timeline yet again in some future Miracle Day revelation? Or am I now desperately looking for some plot rationalisation over how he came to be dressed that way?

Once again we have an episode that says a lot but doesn't do much. About all we learned from the episode was that Jack had a relationship with Angelo, and that back in 'our time' it seems Angelo is still about and wants Jack dead - or is that by the other three instead, who wanted 'ownership' over Jack in 1928 (and who happened to clasp hands in the now familiar triangular symbol/logo the Miracle protagonists use on their phones etc. - an important plot clue?).

Unlike Gwen's monologue in Children of Earth, Jack's mention of the Doctor seems a bit forced in the script, and the reference to the Trickster Brigade is all well and good but serves nothing to the plot whatsoever, another bit of plot padding to keep the episode from stalling. Then again, for all I know the Trickster himself will be revealed in Episode Ten!!! (Actually, when all the talk of WWII and altered timelines came up I thought for one moment that this was going to tie in with Let's Kill Hitler and that's what Ed Russell's comments about timing of the broadcast was really about!)

However, whilst the plot itself might be shaky, character-wise the episode performed well with an interesting exploration of Jack's view of the ephemeral nature of his relationships with us mortals; as mentioned above, though, it isn't clear if this is pre- or post- Ianto Jack - if he had only been on Earth for some 40 years so far would he have had that many relationships? Still, as other reviewers have observed, this series does seem to be concentrating on Jack's male exploits (and possibly some slash-fiction asperations on the part of the writer who handled both these encounters this series?!!). Not that this matters to the story per se, but it does feel neglectful of the character's inception as an omnisexual 51st Century guy (something that River seems to have taken up the reigns of in Doctor Who, judging by her anecdotes!).

Speaking of which: okay BBC, so what standards are being applied for scene censorhsip in Torchwood? Episode three sees a brief scene cut from transmission for its sexual content, but episode seven sees a much longer, explicit scene broadcast at an earlier time than the previous excised one, plus what seems to be male anatomy on show! So why bother trimming episode three at all? (unless there was a problem with Vera and Rex?!?!).

Also, the scenes with Jack and Angelo inter-played well with what looked to be a bitter parting between Jack and Gwen in the car as their own relationship descended into distrust and seemingly ready to annihilate each other to protect their lives. These were again great scenes, but it was all so neatly forgiven and forgotten at the episode's climax that the whole emotional impact was somewhat undermined.

(Who am I trying to kid: we are now more than 3/4 way through and there is so much that doesn't seem relevant to the Miracle (or maybe it is) that the plot is ducking and diving to the extent that it isn't making a blind bit of sense to me which direction it is actually trying to go in!)

Still, yay for Esther for lighting up the screen for those few moments she had this week, and for being the one who sussed it all out yet again, saving everybody in the process. The true heroine of the series!


Anyway to summarise, we had some great character scenes (with good acting from John Barrowman and an even better performance from Daniele Favilli!), but little to further the overall plot; I know sometimes it is good to take a breather from the action (a problem with some Who episodes is that you don't get a chance to breathe) but not for several episodes in the same series!


(and, having had Nana Visitor for a minute in this episode, let's hope "Next Time" John De Lancie gets a bit more screen time, not to mention a meatier role ... but episode eight and another previously unheard of new character pops up?!!).

The Middle Men would seem to be an apt name for this episode, which falls in the middle of the run so far; however it could also be used to describe what can only be termed a middling episode, too - if we've seen episodes that seem to tread water, this one comes across as simply giving up and putting its feet on the shallow bottom for a rest.

After last week's ending and subsequent "Next Time", I was expecting rather more; however, we ended up with 50 minutes (this is the shortest one shown on BBC1 so far) wherein, erm, Gwen spends practically all her time in one place, Esther and Rex spend practically all of their time in one place, Jack (the alleged star of the show) spends practically none of his time on-screen at all, and Oswald obviously realised what was coming and so had a snooze off-screen completely!

Okay so what did happen? We had Maloney trying to cover up the effective murder of Vera and then torturing Rex. I assume we're watching someone who is rapidly losing the plot (in which case I totally sympathise!). We had Gwen shouting her mouth off at a doctor in such a way that I fully expected her to get arrested rather than allowed to roam the camp as she pleases, even though last week she'd pretty much blown her cover. Jack had about the only bit of plot movement in his meeting with Owens - yay for Ernie Hudson - but only insomuch as it shows episode four was a wasted runaround. (Actually I got distracted more by remembering that this was filmed when John Barrowman had his birthday!). Speaking of Owens, the whole 45 Club thing just seemed to be a set-up for a pre-titles "joke" - sheesh!

This took 50 minutes.

It's not that Torchwood is bad, it's just that it is soooo slow, and this verges on boring, and that is a killer for me. My fiancee regularly despairs at some of the shows I stick with on television when she gave up on them ages before, and we both agree that we're only watching it for the "Torchwood" name, not through the story itself. We keep on thinking next week's will be better, but we're running out of those! (read her review of The Middle Men here)

Indeed, the "Next Time" is often the best part, as it does make me feel like it will be better and I should watch (which is a trailer's function, of course). But it's like watching Doctor Who DVDs where you know the story that is "Coming Soon" is shite but you still go "oooh" when you see it!

Damn it, Children of Earth really set the bench too high; Miracle Day does hold together better than Series One and does have consistent characters - though I'm starting to wonder about Gwen's integrity ...

Category Three: live and kicking.
Category Two: injured but in a non "fatal" condition
Category One: injured beyond medical assistance, catatonic, effectively "dead"

If these were categories of Miracle Day, then its feels that finally the series is lurching out of Category One and back into some semblance of life. Far more happened in this one episode than has happened in the previous three, and to be honest we could have "operated" on those hours and come out with something a lot more sprightly - at this point in Children of Earth we were almost permanently kept out of breath keeping up with the pace of story telling in pure Category Three throughout!

As I've mentioned before, I think this is way too drawn out for ten episodes, and could easily have been condensed. But, if you have to fill 500 minutes of television ...

It wasn't running, but at least it was past a crawl. We had Gwen and Rhys breaking into Area 51 - I mean Cowbridge Overflow Camp on our side of the pond, whilst Rex, Esther and Vera make similar inroads in America (one up for the Welsh contingent needing less people grin). During which we discover that people are being sorted into those that have some chance to survive and others that are considered "finished" and are burnt up in a non-too-subtle comparison with what was happening during the Second World War. It was a nice revelation (sorry Oswald!), though heavily signposted along the way - but its a shame the producers have Gwen explicitly mention concentration camps in case the audience could not work this out themselves - hmm!

I must admit I was genuinely shocked by Vera's demise. In previous posts I've said I was ambivalent to her character, but I guess I found I was rooting for her as her fate became clearer. But then this is Torchwood, people die (young), and her death is in keeping with the "grittier" stance of this spin-off. But she was a redundant character anyway, so in some ways it was just a way of not having to juggle the character with the others.

However, Jack did bugger all! In fact it almost seems as if the writers are saying "look you don't need Captain Jack Harkness in Torchwood any longer", with all the 'action' moving to the other characters and he just putting his feet up at home to watch television, or just winding Oswald up - the latter again having the greater share of screen time and probably justifying his actor's salary! Jilly's existance is still 50/50 though.

Technically the show ran very well, though Murray Gold's music continues to be a bit of a distraction - something a lot of US shows suffer from of course as it seems to be that producers need continual generic lift music to accompany drama. It's okay in general, but its presence leads to a loss of intensity when a scene really needs it as you've already tuned it into the background.

All this does come across a bit negative, but actually I did quite enjoy the episode and felt myself pulled into the drama a little, which is a good thing. BUT it should have been doing this all the way through!!!

Mind you: STOP CUTTING NEWS REPORTS INTO JARRING IMAGES OF FACES/MOUTHS CONSTANTLY ZOOMING AND PANNING - IT'S LIKE YOU'RE ABOUT TO PASS OUT OR SOMETHING!!!

Oh, and what was it with the trailer with Gwen talking to camera? That really does seem like an acknowledgement of how CoE worked so well, now!


(in the style of episode exposition, for those who didn't realise, the Cowbridge overflow camp and Area 51 in Doctor Who's Day of the Moon were filmed in the same hangar in St Athan!)

One of the major problems with Miracle Day so far is the amount of padding that it has had. The first three episodes could easily have been condensed into one 50 minute episode (or perhaps 75 minutes), and it has felt that, given 10 episodes to fill, the material has been extended out to fit that, rathar than written specifically for that length (originally a five parter like Children of Earth?). Still, episode four and finally something is happening!

Or was there. Actually thinking back on what I just watched, there was Esther/sister plot, the tracking of Torchwood in L.A., the hospital opening and Oswald's ascension, the Ellis Hartley Monroe campaign, and the Torchwood infiltration of Phicorp. And plenty of waffle as usual. But I guess the fact that the team actually saw some action this week, going on their mission and having an "enemy" to fight gave it more oomph than in previous weeks.

Plus, the growing revelations of the Phicorp manipulation of Miracle Day and those affected by it is intriguing, and I find myself being drawn into that mystery and how it relates to Jack's past ... but I hope it doesn't disappear into the sidelines for another couple of episodes.

I was a bit surprised that there were a number of (non)gory moments this week, especially for a Starz show. Frumpkin didn't have his eye gouged out and used in a Wesley Snipes reenactment from Demolition Man, and Monroe's squish-up in the car-compressor was clean - though the eye still roving about inside was a little creepy. Full kudos to "guest of the week" Mare Winningham - I agree with the voice of Phicorp, though, it would have been nice for her to have carried on!

Alexa Havins is still glowing as Esther, and is now a character I actually care about. Her naivety over would happen to her sister's family and of being followed is beautifully played, and I really hope she survives the end of the tale! Likewise, Bill Pullman's performance just gets better and better, and now the 'annoying' drawl he started with is clearly the unconfident Oswald, practically gone as he seizes the situation and reinvents himself as the "people's champion".

John Barrowman and Eve Myles continue to carry the show, though there still seems to be a missing spark in their characters that used to ignite previous series. Can't quite place what it is, but it might be the lack of "action" that they undertake themselves. Thinking about it, all we've really had is a chase across a beach, and then Gwen decking Lyn, but that's about it so far. The old Torchwood team certainly didn't rally through when "The Gentleman" (good old Christopher Thomas Howell as the other "guest of the week"!) knocked them about in the server room, but then that might have been a plot manipulation to make new boy Rex seem more integral to the team. [as an aside I have never seen a server room that clean, and spot the wobbly server!!!]

Still not bothered about him as a character though, if the "Dead is Dead" ideal of those who should have died do so, I wouldn't be that bothered if he doesn't make it to the end. I half expected his father to shoot him to put him out of our misery. But then he wouldn't die anyway! Still not feeling anything for Vera or Jilly, either, though the latter almost had me wondering if there's a hidden agenda there still to come out - to crib a favourite City of Death line, "my dear, nobody could be as stupid as she seems" ...

This week, the Sky+ Planner lost Falling Skies and Body of Proof as bland American "generic make-by-numbers" series that really didn't engage my interest; Torchwood hasn't quite reached that level, phew. But all those arguments about this not being as much Welsh as American? Rubbish, it's an American show that has Welsh characters in and just because some scenes were shot in Wales that doesn't make it non-American. Just look at The Impossible Astronaut/Day of the Moon for a proper British show in America scenario!

And as for the "Next Time" - have we reached the point where we blatantly recycle Children of Earth already? If Gwen had wondered what the Doctor thought we'd have screamed at the telly!!!

So this night's Torchwood was called "Dead of Night" ... which is traditionally the time that very little happens and in that regard this episode did not disappoint. It's not that there is anything intrinsically wrong with the storyline per se, it's just that it is interminably slow.

By Day Three of Children of Earth we were more than halfway through that saga, during which we'd had plenty of fun and action along the way, not least the destruction of Torchwood's "home", the arrival of the protagonist, plus Jack's bum(!) Episode three of Miracle Day is just over a quarter of the way through this story, and though there have been some 'exciting' bits, much of what we've seen on screen so far could easily have been condensed into a tighter narrative for one or perhaps an additional half episode, but not 160 minutes worth!

One of the issues I've always had with RTD's style in episodes of Doctor Who is that it often felt like a number of great scenes that were then patchworked together with faff to simply get from one to the other. The New World suffered from that, almost a "how do we move from this set piece to the next". This was followed by the nadir of Rendition taking a whole episode to move the characters from point A (Wales) to point B (Washington) - it could have been covered in one scene! With Dead of Night it's more of that patchwork strategy - again, some lovely character scenes but with some horrendous padding linking them together.

So the better bits in my view? The banter between the new Torchwood crew was nice, though at points it did seem to be a bit like "now US audience, this is what the Brits call our things". Jack's chat to Gwen on the phone was poignant, especially as we the viewers know that Gwen's attention is firmly on her real family, not his 'version' of one (nice reference to Ianto too). The return of the contact lenses was a good touch, too. But to be honest I'm hard-pressed to name another stand-out point at this stage! Oh, the Soulless were quite disturbing, those masks are creepy ... but I did wonder whether they'd actually play a more important role or if they're just another bit of "story dressing" to fill up some gaps.

I still find my interest in the show is only being drawn along by Jack and Gwen; I have little interest in the other characters in their own scenes, particularly. At this stage Esther is still the one I enjoy the most of the "newbies", whilst Rex continues to annoy me. Oswald is getting better - Bill Pullman seemed to lose the drawl in this episode which made the character immediately more engrossing. But Jilly - good grief. I'm neutral on Vera, we'll see how she progresses.

So ... the "controversy" of sexual cuts ... well unless there was a nuance to the Jack/Brad Rex/Vera scene that was totally lost on me I can't see how the cut/edit made any difference at all. Jack chatting up a bloke. Check. Jack having it off with a bloke. Check. Jack in bed with a bloke. Check. This actually smacks more of the "sexationalism" tactics that the cable channels in America often employ to gain viewers (Starz's Camelot and Spartacus, HBO's Game of Thrones and True Blood all have done this), and isn't helped by the 'soft-porn' soundtrack added by Murray Gold to accompany it! The BBC cut the 'rumpy-pumpy' out, but as they said it didn't impact the plot at all (I can't see why it was cut at all to be honest, there's been plenty of that post-watershed before!).

Personally I thought the real point was how Jack was dealing with relationships, and the phone conversation with Gwen afterwards was what it was really about, how he feels about his team after what happened two years before.

Speaking of Gold's music, that is one thing that is really beginning to niggle me. It sounds more like muzak in places, a bland "sound-by-numbers" to accompany those bits of screen time that are filling out themselves. It certainly isn't Torchwood - the three radio plays broadcast beforehand immediately "felt" like Torchwood - these television episodes just don't. I imagine he is composing the way the producers want, but then those producers have got that wrong. There is none of the passion or grandeur of his Doctor Who or Casanova work, and certainly none of the mood of the first three series of Torchwood. This is probably the most contributing factor of how the series can feel "Americanised" than anything else, as the Britishness is just being subverted. When he gets the chance, Gold is injecting some energy into it (like the beach chase in The New World), but (at the moment) sadly these have been scarce.

I hope it picks up next week (I know I thought that last week), and I know I'll watch next week, too, but it's definitely the "this is Torchwood" habit reasoning and not the "I have to see the next episode" drive that Children of Earth had. Still, seven episodes to redeem itself - like I said we're only a quarter of the way there and the latter part could radically change my outlook on the show.

Please be up to it!

It wasn't that it was bad per se, but nothing really happened in the episode, and the first half was very very slow. Also didn't help that the best bits had already been broadcast beforehand with the BBC trailers and preview.

The question is: am I watching this because it is Torchwood? Otherwise would I have given up on this by now had it not had that connection?


The problem a television programme has to overcome is how to distinguish itself from all the other programmes around. For example looking at current series running on UK now, "Falling Skies" I found myself categorising as a "Children of Earth/Battlestar Galactica" hash, and "Body of Proof" as a "House/Bones" hash. I gave up on Camelot as being too bland, and Game of Thrones didn't really grab me either. Ie. these shows feel like generic "American" plot-by-numbers mashups.

Torchwood at the moment isn't distinguishing itself from the rest. After all, we've had The Event, Flash Forward, etc. recently, and if you're a newcomer to the show what makes Miracle Day any different? I know that, if it wasn't Jack and Gwen I wouldn't see much difference, and the "people live forever" plot isn't that engaging at present. It's only two out of ten episodes so far - but then it took Outcasts four episodes to start getting somewhere and that was too late for much of the audience.

Children of Earth was tightly plotted, witty, and when you hit the latter half of episode four utterly compelling and convincing. That's a lot to live up to, and so far Miracle Day hasn't provided the same quality blend of humour and drama. Also, if you can't empathise with a character then you just feel indifference towards them: Frobisher was compelling in CoE, Rex just isn't cutting it with me as yet. Esther is the better of the bunch this week for sure, but Lyn was just 'plastic'. And I expected a lot more from Bill Pullman's Danes, but the accent is just jarring and not always understandable.

(Unfortunately if you don't have Samuel L Jackson or Leslie Neilson on a plane for that length of time it doesn't really work! Orange wires notwithstanding)


Hopefully episode three will pick up now they're on the ground again, though of course the "cuts" are already causing controversy!

I'll watch next week, but at the moment that's purely because of wanting to see what happens to Jack and Gwen next - not bothered about anybody else at the moment, sadly :(